You’ve heard of Dry Bowser
Now get ready for
Wet Bowser!
i love everything about this
When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean
(Source: as-warm-as-choco, via welcome-to-slutbucks)
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i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like
did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why
antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this
tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and
even fucking george clooney wtf
steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still
salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow
elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”
sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos
alan cumming is the only one i can understand
My favorite two photos probably in the world. Why does my cat look like she’s about to go off on the roast to end all roasts? Why is my boyfriend holding a glass that says “ghouls just want to have fun”? Modern art
Why do you have cardboard cutouts of obama and Bernie in your living room and why did I think they were random people and that this was a picture of a party
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A harey situation.
that tree isn’t high enough stupid!
He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3
me as a bat
I’m in love with this bat
“fuck it, good enough.”
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there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!
PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via yafpot)
That is indeed vaguely threatening encouragement from a small octopus.
reblog to save/threaten a life
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(via thecommonchick)
my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games
in case you were wondering this is him
It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!
He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)
Quality rooster
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“ Octopus makes a rolling armor with a coconut. [video]
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I love the new Metroid game
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a weapon to surpass metal gear
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“ wormsaregood:
“ gifsboom:
“ Octopus makes a rolling armor with a coconut. [video]
”
I love the new Metroid game
”
a weapon to surpass metal gear
”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/74288d28d831371822e531d8891b327a/tumblr_o794z0tnrs1uluepno2_400.gifv)
![moxperidot:
“ wormsaregood:
“ gifsboom:
“ Octopus makes a rolling armor with a coconut. [video]
”
I love the new Metroid game
”
a weapon to surpass metal gear
”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8b2ae8d3bdc57303bbc13ce24f66a0ef/tumblr_o794z0tnrs1uluepno3_400.gifv)
Octopus makes a rolling armor with a coconut. [video]
I love the new Metroid game
a weapon to surpass metal gear
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